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OMICRON
https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/11/26/1059339865/coronavirus-variant-covid-omicron-travel-bans
Kid Rock is The Ultimate Snowflake
https://www.vulture.com/2021/11/weird-al-clarifies-he-did-not-make-a-kid-rock-parody-song.html
Punk Rock Radio Prank
i called a conservative morning show and tried to name as many punk bands as i could before they caught on. pic.twitter.com/2D3KyTZQ1R
— Rob Dobi 👤 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙽𝚘𝚠! (@Robdobi) November 24, 2021
The Kool-Aid Man Challenge
Are TikTokers actually running through fences for the Kool-Aid Man challenge?
Squid Game Smuggler https://variety.com/2021/politics/news/squid-game-north-korea-death-sentence-1235119064/
McConaughey Mayor
https://www.chron.com/politics/article/Matthew-McConaughey-Texas-governor-running-16646038.php
Defunctland Fastpass / Lines documentary
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Timestamps:
00:00 – New Variant Just Dropped
08:44 – Kid Rock’s New Video: A Reaction
24:49 – Punk Rock Prank Call
29:00 – Kool-Aid Man Challenge
35:04 – North Korea Hates Squid Game
40:51 – Matthew Mcconaughey For Governor?!
46:52 – Everything Else
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Probably shouldn't ever do cocaine. Especially when your channel is followed by a bunch of children
Engagement
I’m gonna panic
did I miss something like were we ordering and giving ourselves trophies ooooooh no wait that was the people bitching about us being the "everybody gets a trophy generation"…..bitch if u handed out the trophies then take several seats.
Until Covid becomes like the virus like in the movie contagion, omicron and Covid all together isn’t that scary. Or as I’m gonna call this variant…….unicron. Only smart people will understand lol.
His song boils down to being mad that you can't say the N word anymore.
You know, Merk killed 55,000 people thanks to Vioxx, Johnson and Johnson is the cause of Opioid epidemic, etc. etc. are we really going believe that these pharmaceutical companies are doing the right thing. By the way, they throw money at their problems so it's not like we're going to publicly hear the truth form them… just sayin.
Back in the day, people used to make protest songs about stuff that mattered. I mean, do you think the anti Vietnam war movement would look the same without music? So why is it that now, all I hear about is political messages in conservative cock-rock songs? What happened? Are artists with a more liberal inclination so afraid to lose sales that they don't dare to make political songs anymore?
Is that that new song from Karen rock
I feel bad cause I normally watch you guys video while I'm at work. So I been saving all yall video for when I get back to work. But you know what they say "better late then never"
There’s a better song with a similar name and chorus to this song by Capital Cities called Tell Me How to Live.
Please I'd love to hear your take on Chapelle going back to his school and donating hundreds meals to kids for Thanksgiving, or his other humanitarian efforts only to be booed by idiot children.
I can say that Nashvilleans for the most part think Kid Rock leaving his place open was a trash move. We were worried about people getting sick and dying and he was worried about $$$. I from the Nashville area. I was working at a convience store, so I know how it felt having to keep taking care of customers face to face. On the flip side, Nashville relies heavily on music and the tourism it brings, so bars closing downtown was also a hard hit on the economy and the bars that were forced to closed were all bars outside of tourist areas and gay bars and they set weird rules for opening those even, while Kid Rock and others got away with not only staying open when they were told to close, but not even following any type of ordinance set in place. I havent seeen the video yet, but from your description and what I have seen, it can only be another wanna be Southerner that has failed to realise we are all biggots and idiots, they are just who have the most money in the South and can persuade people to vote against their own interest. It's sad to see that my state is regularly on the news for something embarassing rather than seeing the actual amazing people and the rich culture that is full of every religion, race, gender identity, if you are LGTQ+ (Atlanta has one of the largest gay pride celebrations in the country every year) and any other ridiculous things we have been taught that divide us. We are just people like the people you see every day. We eat the same foods, wear the same clothes, listen to the same music as anyone else.
Bump
Kid Rock is 50. Gen X. Not a boomer. We do not claim him. -Karen
Kid Rock is to music as reaction channels are to youtube. There's a niche that enjoy him but those people are dumb.
Upload your audio/podcasts faster please, I'm falling behind. Been watching/listening to you guys for 10 years now!
The key stone pipe line and the gas plant at its end would have yes ……….
Shipped all our contaminated water over sea …….. oil out =gas in= 3rd world country have more green house gas and if we don’t stop our let them deal with it and they get sick……. But we let them make all our shit and then we get sick ……….
Biden killed the key sone pipe line that’s y gas prices are so bad …… pipe lines bad we just ship it by trucks …….. up gas prices that only cripples us more
Candida …….. I selled Canada right and google know I drunk and I have good idea and they sell my shit wrong cuz I can’t spell
What's Ligma?
Kool-Aid was invented in Hastings, Nebraska. It think it's hilariously less random that Omaha NE is the one latching onto that trend, haha.
Canada only paid for it through grants. Since Canada has such a dismal music scene, any Canadian band gets money thrown at them if they had any comercial success in America.
New variant name sounds like a surveillance system *erratic Alex Jones noises"
I'm trying to eat here you can't just show pictures of kid rock
Kid Rock is more like "the utility trailer that has been parked at that one mobile home down the road for 20 years with the same junk in it" of music.
Shame on you Elliot, for misgendering Mr. Francis Collins.
As a fan of Monster truck I feel it's my duty to point out their song came out before the pandemic, in their defense 🙁
The world is their oyster, and they want to put in on the bbq
I was surprised to learn that Cold is also caused by virus, the Common Cold virus. Always thought it's just cold weather. Turns out this is an example of so called "domesticated" diseases. It's ever present, but also almost completely harmless.
Ricky:I'm not gonna spoil south park
Elliott: I will 🤣🤣
Are we actually giving props to big pharma ?
29:00 this definitely sounds like a perfect shibby segment
I love the "Everything else" chapter of an episode like this one!
I hope Matthew McConaughey wins because there's no way he's be worse than that current turd.
Why does the Omnicron variation sound like it’s trying to destroy the autobots
Avril Lavigne actually divorced Chad Kroger a few years ago. My guess is for being too boring 🤣
Ligma variant is here